Punishments
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Chickens misbehave all the time and need disciplining frequently. Here is a list of offences and the punishments that I have devised them. |
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| Being Rude or insolent | Ignore |
| Over-eating or bad table manners | Ignore |
| Arguing amongst themselves | Ignore |
| Being too noisy | Ignore |
| Getting in the way | Ignore |
| Talking with their mouths full | Ignore |
| Making a mess | Ignore |
| Escaping | Good talking to |
| Not going in | Bed time story of Mr and Mrs Badger |
| Dying | Eat them |
| Henpecking | Give them a right good spanking |
| Not laying eggs | Take them into the kitchen and show them the oven |